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Word Wars. This is what happens when the Suzaku and Seiryuu Seishis together with their respective Miko are in a room together, sitting in a round table and each are enclosed in a glass case where they can't use their powers.
"What is happening here, Miko-chan? Why have you summoned us and kept us here inside this glass case?" Nakago asked.
"Konnichiwa, minna-san! I just realized I have a lot of spare time and I was bored so...", I said, "Ooohh... It's anime hour! I got to go! Remember, you may talk to each other but you can't use your powers. I cast an enchantment that seals your powers while you're inside that glass. Enjoy yourselves! Ja ne!"
"Wait! Don't leave us here! Miko-chan!!!" Nakago screamed at me. So, the story begins...
I guess it is just right to say who are sitting next to each other in this story. Let us start from Yui - Tamahome - Soi - Tasuki - Ashitare - Nuriko - Suboshi - Miaka - Nakago - Chiriko - Tomo - Chichiri - Miboshi - Mitsukake - Amiboshi - Hotohori (who sits next to Yui - they are in a round table after all).
"She left." Yui said, "It seems we're going to be stuck here for a while."
"I guess so," said Miaka.
"Miaka," Yui called.
"What is it, Yui? Are you forgiving me now?" Miaka replied.
"Forgive you? Are you crazy?" Yui asked incredulously.
"Then why did you call me?" Miaka asked impatiently.
"Oh, nothing. I just realized how ugly your name was," said Yui.
"You should talk, YUI!" Nuriko replied for Miaka.
"Oh, shut up, you cross dresser," said Tomo.
"At least I have a sense of fashion, you tacky, cackling, feathered weirdo!" Nuriko replied haughtily.
"Look who's talking," said Suboshi.
"What do you mean by that?!?" Nuriko asked.
"Pretending to be a girl to keep the memory of your sister alive. Yes, I can see how that is normal," Suboshi said sarcastically.
"And passing messages using your arms is?" Nuriko asked.
"We're twins! We have a close bond between us, baka!" replied Amiboshi.
"Oh, really? How strong is our bond?" Tasuki asked with a knowing look in his eyes.
"Are you implying incest? You have a dirty mind!" Soi said to Tasuki.
"Oh, yeah! We'll listen to you. You are the expert when it comes to bonding. Right, Soi?" asked Tasuki.
"You will not talk to Soi with such disrespect for her dignity!" Nakago defended.
"Dignity? Don't make us laugh!" Tamahome said hysterically.
"Yeah? What are you going to do about it? We're powerless in this glass case," Hotohori said to Nakago.
"I'm sure you have a lot of experience with that, Emperor Hotohori," replied Nakago wickedly.
"That's right! You never did take pleasure in being a child and living freely. Being stuck in a glass case is the story of your life," Miboshi said cruelly.
"Better than being trapped in a child's body forever!" Hotohori replied defensively.
"Oh, I'm not complaining. Being a child is SO much fun... But you wouldn't know that, would you?" Miboshi asked with an evil smile in his young face.
Hotohori suddenly remembers his childhood (or lack of it)... He then hears a child's voice inside him, "Suzaku No Miko? The maiden who will appear from another world? She might be able to save me from the overwhelming loneliness I feel inside... She might be able to love me not as an emperor but as a human being..."
"Yes, he wouldn't know it so could you please stop rubbing it in his face?" Chiriko said in defense of his emperor.
But Hotohori did not hear Chiriko's words. He was in a trance where no one can reach him... Where a persistent pain in his heart keeps on coming back to haunt him... Where the one he was expecting to save him from the crushing solitude he feels can't be there...
"Keep quiet, kid! I wouldn't want you to wrinkle my next body because of your excessive frowning," Miboshi said.
"Tamahome! I don't feel safe when this man sits so close to me!" Miaka screamed for Tamahome.
"Don't worry, Miaka! Whatever happens, I will protect you," said Tamahome (sickeningly) sweetly.
"Hahaha! Try it if you can, idiot! You can't even get out of that glass case," Nakago said and tapped the glass in between him and Miaka.
"That's right, Tamahome. You are powerless to protect the Suzaku No Miko. Just like you were powerless in protecting your family," Suboshi said evilly.
"Kisama!" Tamahome said angrily and punched the glass in front of him.
"And I enjoyed every minute I spent with your charming family," Suboshi said with that sick smile plastered on his face, "And I would gladly do it again... Over and over and over..."
Tamahome inhales deeply, exhaled, and said "Good, because that's all you'll ever enjoy."
"What?!?" Suboshi asked angrily.
"I think what Tamahome wants to say is, 'does unrequited love mean anything to you?'" Nuriko asked and nodded at Yui.
"Don't talk to me about unrequited love, Mister!" said Suboshi to Nuriko pertaining to his/her infatuation with Hotohori.
"For your information, I am as feminine as any other girl can get," Nuriko replied matter of factly.
"But with all the wrong body parts," said Soi to Nuriko while flaunting her well endowed body.
"Are you referring to your 'right' body part that a lot of men know so well?" Nuriko asked innocently.
"Yes, Nuriko. The one which has given so much satisfaction to the men who were lucky enough to meet it. Satisfaction you can never give any man no matter how hard you try," replied Soi.
"Women! I hate them!" said Tasuki.
"I don't think you should talk that way against us knowing that you tried to rape some annoying girl we all know," Soi said to Tasuki.
"Hey, I'm not the only person who attempted to rape somebody around here!" Tasuki replied in his defense.
"Excuse me but I did not try to rape that girl," Nakago said looking disgustedly at Miaka. "She came to me... Like they all do," he winked at Soi.
"Hah! That gluttonous Suzaku No Miko of yours has no match against the attractiveness of Yui-sama," Suboshi said.
"Hey!" Miaka screamed.
Tamahome smirked, "Let me remind you that Yui begged me to be her boyfriend. You just picked up what I threw away!" Tamahome said to Suboshi.
"As I remember it, you were throwing yourself at me!" Yui said looking back at the time when Tamahome came to live in Kutou castle.
"Let's not forget that he was under your spell when he did it, no da!" Chichiri suddenly spoke out.
"You're right, of course, being experienced in a relationship where you were thrown away for another man," said Tomo.
"You talk like you were never set aside by the person you like," Chichiri said to Tomo.
"Chichiri was not thrown away. His girlfriend just thought she was not worthy of him," Mitsukake joined in.
"Coming from someone who was never around when his girlfriend needed him the most - wow, that's really credible!" said Amiboshi mockingly.
"Yes, Yui. Tamahome was drugged by you when he did those things. I never knew you were so desperate for a man. We all know what kind of woman would do that," said Miaka.
"I have undergone a traumatic experience... I was not about to let you run off happily with the one you love!" Yui screamed at Miaka.
"If you weren't such a weakling and fainted, you would have realized you were never really raped," Mitsukake said to Yui.
"Being attacked by burly men she hardly knew was traumatic enough," Nakago said in Yui's defense.
"And you were right there to take advantage of her moment of despair, weren't you, Nakago?" asked Miaka.
"It doesn't change the fact that Miaka was ready to throw away our friendship for some guy she just knew! I was your friend first!" Yui said.
"I love him, Yui. Why can't you be happy for me?" Miaka replied to Yui.
"You knew I loved him too! You betrayed me. All you think about is pleasing yourself," Yui said whimpering.
"Now you made Yui-sama cry!" Suboshi glared at Miaka.
"Why? Are you going to join her too, Suboshi? We all know what a cry baby you are," Tamahome said.
"Oh, come now, Monster-chan. You weep like a woman as well," Tasuki said to Tamahome and flashed his fangs.
"Aren't you supposed to be on our side, Tasuki? No da!" asked Chichiri.
"Who are you calling a monster, Fang Boy?!?" Tamahome screamed at Tasuki while banging on the glass between him and Soi.
"Of all the people, why am I sitting next to this wimp?" Soi asked with a sigh.
"There are only three women in this place and I was unlucky enough to sit next to one... A dirty one...," Tasuki said frowning at Soi.
"Why did I have to sit next to the two people who tried to take advantage of me?" Miaka chimed in.
"Hmph! Whoever you sit next to, you're bound to sit next to someone who was in one way or another tried to exploit your femininity," Miboshi said cynically.
"Is it just me or is anyone else annoyed with this dog sitting next to me?" Nuriko asked concerning Ashitare who was howling and impatiently gnawing his chair.
"Could someone please silence this darned beast!" Tasuki glowered at Ashitare.
"Maybe you should do it, Fang Boy. From what I heard, you're experienced with creatures like Ashitare in your mountain," said Tomo to Tasuki but his remark was not heard because Ashitare let out another ear-piercing roar.
"I have had enough of your noise, Ashitare!" Nakago called out. He took the whip from his belt and tapped it in his palm.
Ashitare noticed the whip that Nakago was holding and cowered in a corner letting out small moans like that of an injured animal.
"Finally! I didn't think I would ever thank you, Nakago," Tasuki said looking at Nakago with relief.
"Oh, Nakago-sama! You look dashing when you did that! It makes me want to --" Soi was interrupted in her words.
"Yuck, get a room!" said Tasuki.
"A private room away from a minor's eyes," Chiriko added.
"Miaka, whatever bad things these people say about us, I will always love you..." said Tamahome to Miaka tenderly.
"Oh, Tamahome..." replied Miaka with a sigh.
"Even though we're apart..." Tamahome trailed.
"Tamahome..." Miaka said.
"Miaka..." Tamahome said touching the glass in front of him as if trying to reach for Miaka's hand which was doing the same.
"Tamahome..."
"Miaka..."
Everyone seated in the round table suddenly turned in the conversation between Tamahome and Miaka.
"Tamahome..."
"Miaka..."
"Tamahome..."
"Miaka..."
With an ill look in their eyes, everyone said, "OH, SHUT UP!"
I was whistling as I made my way in the room where I kept my guests. "Hi, guys! Did you have fun?" Without noticing the fierce look they were giving me, I continued, "Listen, it's commercial break so I just came in here to see if you're ok. Seems you are... Well, I have been thinking and I made a mistake of summoning you here. Sorry for taking your time, I'll send you back now!"
"Now wait a minute, --" Tasuki was cut off when he felt his feet leaving the ground. They were all being flown away to where they came from.
"Aaawww... How sweet! You liked being here! Sorry, commercial is almost over. I promise we'll do this again some time," I called back to them oblivious of the crude comments they were throwing at me.
Realizing the time, "I got to get back! Anime hour isn't finished yet!" I said to myself while running for the door.
"Oh, Miko-chan!" Nakago's voice could be heard.
Hearing the familiar tone, I turned back and greeted, "Hi, Nakago! You decided to stay, then?"
"Oh, yes. I have something to do," Nakago said with a creepy look in his eyes as he tightened his grip on the whip he was holding. "I'm going to enjoy this moment spent with you..." Snapping the whip a couple of inches away from my side...
*Sweatdrops* I gulped and nervously said, "You would?"
END
Want more? Watch out for the release of Word Wars 2...
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